Im Lebenslauf einfach mal angeben “Englisch: Fortgeschritten”? Das kann schlecht ausgehen. Sehr schlecht. Spätestens beim Vorstellungsgespräch. Wenn dir bei den folgenden Antworten auf übliche Fragen im Bewerbungsgespräch nichts komisch vorkommt, solltst du deinen Englischlehrer verklagen – außer du heißt Günther Oettinger (mehr dazu ganz unten).
Why did you decide to apply for a position in our company?
First of all, you can say you to me. I have the nose full from my last work. The chefs danced around on my nose. They had not all cups in the cupboard , but that is snow from yesterday. I must the bread-rolls earn for my family. I think you are a great undertaker and I want to to look over the own dish border. I look not back, I look in front.
What are your key strengths?
Human Meier, what a question. Hard work goes clear for me. I don’t lie on the lazy skin. I know that life is no sugarlicking and I know how the bunny is running. The springing point is, that no one can reach me the water – I swear it high and holy. I will the child already swing.
What are your weaknesses?
That is not the speech worth. My English is not the yellow of the egg, but it goes. The problem is, that I’m overseating all wordwordly. Sometimes I am a little bit a fear-rabbit and I break together.
Last but not last:
My english is so good, that makes me nobody so quickly after
Doch keine Sorge, auch mit sehr sehr schlechtem Englisch kommt man nach oben – zumindest in der Politik:
Die Orsons haben Günther Oettinger sogar in ihrem Song untergebracht:
Die Orsons – What’s Goes? (Offizielles Video) from MCKS Channel on Vimeo.
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